Last weekend we had a tough rally.
Really tough.
First of all, the 100 Acre Wood rally in Salem,
Missouri, is one of the fastest rallies in the Rally
America series. It’s full of flat-out, fifth gear,
blind crests, wide-open jumps, and hairy
foot-on-the-floor sweepers. Fun!
But add to that the fact that Salem had a freak ice
storm the day before the rally and this already
exciting course is now slick with a glossy layer of
ice. Ultimate bravery required.
Fortunately, we brought the right tires for our
Slowboy Racing Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution. Yokohama
makes a couple of tires - the rally A034 and the
street ice tire IG20 - and we had the luxury of
choosing between them to run with the right one to
suit the stages that were more icy, or more snowy.
Some teams had only come with gravel tires, which, I
can tell you with some authority, do not work, on ice.
Those guys were running to Wal-Mart to buy winter
tires or even all-seasons. No kidding.
Anyway, we were prepared for the weather. What we
weren’t prepared for was for Ken Block to drive so
well in it. We knew he was definitely a threat going
into the contest because he’s won this event for the
last two years and the stages suit his flat-out style.
But the conditions for the past two years have been
much warmer and the roads have been covered in gravel
instead of ice. Full points to Ken, though, as he was
just as awesome this year and set a blazing pace. For
a guy who’s only been rally car racing seriously since
2005, he’s become a complete driver very quickly.
With Ken way out front from the early stages, we
decided not to risk it all to try and catch him.
Instead, we’d look for a podium finish and some good
points.
But several things conspired against us. First, we had
a flat on stage three, and drove it about four miles
– losing maybe 45 seconds. Then on stage four, we
caught Andrew Pinker, who was on two flats at the
time, and coming up to pass him I spun into a bank in
fifth gear, puncturing the radiator.
Fortunately we were able to drive that out, too, and
on the transit got towed in by a gentlemanly Matt
Johnson. So we finished the first day battered and in
sixth place. My awesome crew managed to straighten the
front of the car and replace the rad and intercooler,
and by Saturday morning the car looked perfect.
Unfortunately, looks can be deceiving. On the first
stage of Day 2, the dogs on fourth gear let go and I
had to drive the whole day without fourth. This is a
very difficult thing. Our ‘box is a five speed, so
when you’re flat out in a fifth-gear corner and it
tightens, you fall out of the power curve for fifth
but are still too fast for third. We can only really
get around the corners by being on the power, so this
makes for very difficult driving.
We fought this all day, slowly clawing our way onto
the podium, running in the top three all day. We even
won the Super Special stage 10 (but we didn’t need any
gear higher than third for that). I had another spin
pushing this hard, and so our service crew had to
replace the radiator again…. sigh.
Night fell and the temperature dropped and the mushy
surface that had been warmed by the day’s sunlight
froze solid. On the start line of the last stage, our
fans weren’t working, only two auxiliary lights were
working, we had a right front tire down to 18psi, and
it was starting to sprinkle rain onto the icy surface.
Nice.
And in this we had to try to push onto the podium.
About three miles into the last, very difficult stage,
I went fast into a corner for which I really needed
fourth gear, and couldn’t get to third in time. We
were going at least 40 mph when we went over a crest
in the road and off the outside, smacking a tree with
the left tail and the right front. The result: we
basically wiped those two corners right off the car.
But the Mitsu is a tough car, and we didn’t waste any
time looking at the damage. Instead, we’d barely
stopped moving when we jammed it into reverse, backed
out of the woods, and finished the rally. People at
the finish couldn’t believe the car could drive at
all. In fact it drove fine and was even aligned. But
for all four corners, all that was left was the left
front headlight. The carnage was ridiculous.
Oops.
Anyway, the result, combined with our second overall
at the first event of the season, puts us second
overall in the Rally America Championship, only three
points off Ken Block in the factory Subaru and into
the lead of the North American Rally Championship.
It’s all thanks to getting this poor punished car over
the finish line. And this is the lesson, as Winston
Churchill said: “Never give
in, never give in, never, never, never, never.”
Or, as we say in rallying: “Press on, regardless.”
Good luck out there,
ACP